I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
now i know why i became what i already was.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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