From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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