The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
My nipple is on Facebook.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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