I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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