your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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