Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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