It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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