She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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