Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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