I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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