I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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