dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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