is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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