what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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