Cold hands, warm shart.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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