Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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