She said her name was "party"
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
try to milk me bitch
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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