I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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