I'm really into asian looking animals
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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