3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
either way he was missing a nipple.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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