You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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