nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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