everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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