hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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