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We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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