I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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