ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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