Non-Jews are for practice
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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