ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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