clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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