just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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