physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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