I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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