Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You have to summon your inner elephant
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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