i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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