so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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