Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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