i need an iv and a liver transplant
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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