I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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