ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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