I look better un-naked...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My feet surprised me
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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