She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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