idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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