it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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