i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We’re leaving where are you
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