I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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