All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
there was a trapeze. enough said
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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