Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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