Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
