According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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