super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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