David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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