is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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